Top 11 – Celebrity passwords

It seems like there has been a flurry of hacked celebritard Twitter accounts in recent months – from Britney claiming to worship the devil to Fox News’ account outing Bill O’Riley for his love of the male meat sausage (which I don’t think was really a hack job, just an inside whistle blower). So this got me to thinking – what would some other possible celebrity passwords be?

Top 11 – Hottest Celebrity Sisters

And we’re back! Shit son, first post of the new year.

So lets Start off the new year with a list of the hottest celebrity sisters. Why the hell not eh?

Poor celebrity siblings. They never get any love and are always over-shadowed by their hotter, talented and more often than not, sluttier famous sisters. Here’s a list of the top 11 hottest female celebrity siblings.
The ranking order of this list is based on 2 things:
Hotness compared to celeb sister and of course who would make the best menage (duhh).

Top 11 – Best stars who played strippers

11. Lindsay Lohan – I know who killed me (2004)

I’m sure this was a real stretch of a role for Lohan. Dressing like a ho and dancing around at bars. I bet it took her months of preparation to get into the mind frame of a stripper.

Top eleven – Hottest women on television

11. Giada De Laurentiis

Age: 38

Measurements: 36-25-33

Where you’ve seen her: Host of the Food Networks “Everyday Italian”

Why she’s hot: With a bubbly personality and absolutely fantastic cleavage, we can only assume she’s a master of handling the meat in the kitchen and in the sheets.

Top eleven – female celebs I wish would walk into oncoming traffic

11. Dina and Alley Lohan

Like a dirty cling-on stuck to my ass after a taco bell bowl-blaster, these two turds refuse to let go and be flushed away with the rest of the untalented annoying shit in Hollywood. A mother clinging to her youth by vicariously living through her two daughters and a useless little girl who aspires to be like her older, rehab attending, crab infested whore of a sister.