Top 11 – Hottest Celebrity Sisters

And we’re back! Shit son, first post of the new year.

So lets Start off the new year with a list of the hottest celebrity sisters. Why the hell not eh?

Poor celebrity siblings. They never get any love and are always over-shadowed by their hotter, talented and more often than not, sluttier famous sisters. Here’s a list of the top 11 hottest female celebrity siblings.
The ranking order of this list is based on 2 things:
Hotness compared to celeb sister and of course who would make the best menage (duhh).

11. Kylie and Dannii Minogue


Dannii is Kylie’s younger sister and  has dabbled in a couple of profession. She has been an occasional actress, TV Personality, and just like her older sister she tried her hand at being a pop singer. She had success in the early 90’s with a couple of albums as well as a return to the pop scene years later.

10.Beyonce and Solange Knowles

Solange is just like her sister Beyonce. Well, sorta. She became interested in music at a young age and broke onto the scene at the age of 16. She has released two studio albums.  And once again following her bigger sister, she has also gone into modeling, acting and started her own fashion line. I know what you’re thinking, this bitch is a damn mini-me of Beyonce. Well not so fast. Unlike Beyonce, this chick got married young, popped out a kid, and already has her first divorce under her belt. And she’s only 23 years old to boot.

9. Hilary and Haylie Duff


Hayle is the oldest Duff sister and lets be honest, with a sibling like Hilary anyone is going to look ugly next to her. Clearly the fact that I just watched War Inc; in which Hilary plays a smoking hot, dirty littke Russian hooker, has left a biased impression on me and that’s why this duo is questionably higher on this list.  Anyway, Hayle has done her best with what she has been given. She had a supporting role on 7th Heaven also snagged a couple supporting roles in Napoleoon Dynamite and Material Girls.

8. Emily and Zooey Deschanel


The Deschanel sisters have that sweet and innocent “girl next door” thing going for them and I kinda dig that. Emily is the older of the two and has landed roles in Cold Mountain, The Alamo and Spider-man 2. She’s probably best known  for her part in the television series Bones. [insert clever witty remark about wanting to jump their bones or the bone in my pants etc]

7. Britney and Jamie-Lynn Spears


What’s not to like about Jamie-Lynn Spears. She’s easy on the eye’s, loves to bang older guys and rides 4×4’s while pregnant.

6. Amy and Jenny McCarthy



Jenny isn’t the only McCarthy to appear in Playboy. Amy was Playboy’s Cybergirl of the Week September 2004 and Cybergirl of the Month January 2005. This girl appears almost too good. She’s gorgeous, Co-founder of Hinote’s Heroes which is a non-profit organization that helps make ill children feel more comfortable during their hospital stays and she also works with overwight children at a local St. Louis hospital. I assume she goes in there and says somethign like this: “put down the candy bars and get on a tread mill until you look as hot as me, and don’t be affraid to stick your finger down your throat a couple times a week.” And she’s also a puck bunny. Married to a a guy who plays for St. Louis Blues.

5. Kimberly and Ruby Stewart




Kimberly is an American socialite, fashion model and fashion designer and she is the daughter of rocker Rod Stewart. Kimberly’s family is like the damn Brady bunch. She has an older half brother from her mom’s marriage to George Hamilton. She has a full brother, and four younger half siblings from her father’s Marriages. With parent’s this promiscuous I’m gonna go out on a limb and say it doesn’t take more than 2 shots of tequila and a smile to get her in bed.

4. Ashley and Jessica Simpson


Blond, tanned, big boobs and dumb as bricks. What’s not to love about the Simpson sisters?

3. Bia and Branca Feres


If you haven’t already, meet the Brazilian synchronized swimming twins Bia and Branca Feres. Chances are you’ve never herd of them but you should. They were on the cover of VIP magazine and made a big splash in this years Olympic under the category of “really hot athletes we should watch at this year’s Olympics”. Not a lot is known about them, yet, other than they’re both over the age of 18 (most likely 19 or 20) – breathe easy petophiles. And yes it’s a shame that the majority of the time they spent on TV during the Olympics was below the water, you’ll be happy to know that there is an abundance of modeling pics and blogs floating around the internet of both of them. (here, here, here, and this beauty here.)

2. Cynthia and Brittany Daniel


Sweeeeeeet Valley, Sweet valley hhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh. For all you 90’s teens you will definately remember Cynthia and her twin sister Brittany. Cynthia is 5 min younger than Brittany and as of late, has given up her acting career to become a professional photographer. She has 2 kids with her husband and actor Cole Hauser.

1. Monica and Penelope Cruz


Arrrrrrrriba! Latino Heat. Monica Cruz Sanchez and her sister Penelope grew up in the predominantly working-class suburb of Alcobendas, just north of Madrid. Their family didn’t have much money but it didn’t stop the talented sisters from going on to fame and stardom. The Cruz sisters distinguished themselves as promising dancers and both recieved professional instruction, {enelope at Spain’s National Conservatory and Monica enrolled in The Royal Academy of Dance to study traditional ballet and flamenco.  In 2002 she followed Monica’s play and became an actress.

Other notable siblings:

Savannah and Sienna Miller


Casey and Audrina Patridge

Audrina and Casey Patridge

Dedee and Michelle Pfeiffer 


Lee-Ann and Elisha Cuthbert

Lynda and Jennifer Lopez


Ann Carolin and Claudia Schiffer


Nicole and Antonia Kidman


Tracy and Shannon Tweed



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