Everyone has their own personal quirks and freaky fetishes when it comes to getting down and dirty in the sac. Rim jobs, scratching, cupping the balls etc. But there are somethings that just have no business being done in the boudoir. Here are 11 common characteristics of bedfellows that repel an orgasm like oil to water. Continue reading
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It’s the holiday season and in the season of things I decided to construct a list of the top 11 funniest and memorable holiday moments from television.
11. The appearance of Santas Little Helper – The Simpsons
A pivital moment for the Simpson family and an important character that would lead to many many hilarious episodes.
When it comes to defending yourself in a street fight or from an attacker, boxing – now considered a martial art, is a great place to start. Boxing teaches the the proper way to punch, which most people don’t know how to do. Although the hands may be weaker than your legs, they can move much faster. As seen in the video below (skip ahead to 0:40) one man trained in boxing can handle multiple attackers with proper technique and powerful blows.
11. How to read a book by Mortimer J. Adler
College can be a great time. It can also be a confusing and difficult time for ill prepared freshmen. We’ve asked NFL officials to help aid us in alerting future freshmen of penalties and mistakes they should stear clear of.
11. Being surround by a variable cloud of stench caused by irregular shower frequency and refusing to attend to the growing pile of laundry in your room.
11. The Socialite
These are the people who go to the gym to work their mouth more than their body. They buy the latest and greatest in spandex, middrift baring, under armor and Lululemon outfits that are sure to never see a drop of sweat. The girls who fall under this category are the same girls who in high school and college used to get dressed to the 9’s for an 8 a.m. class, while the rest of the blood-shot eyed, hung over students attended in either pajamas, comfy clothes or the same cigarette smoke, vomit soiled clothes they were wearing from the previous nights shit-show. Now graduated from school and having nowhere for people to observe them on a daily basis, these socialites have simply substituted the cafeteria for the gym.
Some say douche bags are born.
Others believe you become a douche bag over a period of time (involving many applications of fake tan and hair gel.)
And yet some have douch-baggery thrust upon them.
Here are some warning signs you might want to keep an eye out, less you should fall under this malicious category.
Douche bag or Genus Von Douch bagus can best be defined as:
Someone who has surpassed the levels of jerk and asshole, however not yet reached fucker or motherfucker. Not to be confuzed with douche.
11. Axe body sprays
This product is a clear sign of a d-bag. A disgusting scent that can alert the senses from miles away that there is definately a douche bag in, up, or around your current location. Similar to the Italian shower (spraying yourself uncontrolably in an attempt to hide your grose ass musk) douche bags will spritz themselves vigorously in the belief that women will be unable to resist their douchey mochizmo. Contrary to popular marketing, this product does not attract women. In fact it reppels them like the stinnky kid who smelled like piss in your kindergarden class.