Top eleven – funny book titles


11. How to read a book by Mortimer J. Adler

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10. Pooh Gets Stuck by Isabel Gaines

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What can I say? Shit happens. PS could that hill look anymore like an asshole?

9. Games you can play with your pussy

061108042454_games-with-pussyI thought there was only one game to play? The one I play is called fumble around trying to find the little man in the boat. This game usually last about 45 min and I always loose and results with me curled up in a ball, crying in the corner of the shower with a sever case of blue balls. I don’t know why I keep playing?

8. The stray shopping carts of Easter North America by Julian Montague

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7. The history of lesbian hair and other tales of bent life in a straight world by Mary Dugger

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6. How to Good-bye Depression If you constrict anus 100 times everyday. Malarkey? or Effective way? by Hiroyuki Nishigaki

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5. How to avoid huge ships by Captain John W. Trimmer

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Beauty!!! Wow. That’s like writing a book about How to avoid Killer Glaciers moving at .000000000000034 miles per hr a year.

4. The big book of lesbian horse stories by Alisa Surkis and Monica Nolan

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Was this the source material for Brokeback Mountain? And I’d bet my saggy, sweaty balls that neither of the authors is straight.

3. A Hand in the bush. The fine art of vaginal fisting by Deborah Addington

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Will this book be on my x-mas wish list this year? That’s a BIG 10-4!

2. If you want closure in your relationship, start with your legs by Big Boom

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1. Anybody can be cool…But awesome takes practice by Lorraine Peterson

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Amen Lorraine, amen.

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