Top eleven – penalties committed by College Freshmen


College can be a great time. It can also be a confusing and difficult time for ill prepared freshmen. We’ve asked NFL officials to help aid us in alerting future freshmen of penalties and mistakes they should stear clear of.

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11. Being surround by a variable cloud of stench caused by irregular shower frequency and refusing to attend to the growing pile of laundry in your room.


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10. Repeatedly showing up to parties empty handed and mooching beer off others.

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9. Forgetting that your white and trying to impress girls at the club with your dance moves.

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8. Wearing a popped collar. It’s not cool, don’t do it!


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7. Constantly lying to girls about the size of your penis


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6. Still thinking that “raise the roof” is a great dance move


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5. Asking annoying questions that delay the end of lecture class


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4. Farting in your roomates face while he’s passed out. Actually, I retract that statement. DO THAT!


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3. Holding hands with girls or showing any signs of PDA infront of other men


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2. Jacking off in your dorm room while your roomate is trying to sleep


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1. Expecting anything less than a BJ from a drunk high school girl attending a college kegger

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