11. The McManus Brothers – Boondock Saints
Normally if you saw anyone on the street with tattoos like this, you’d probably say “nice latin tattoo douche bag.” But there is something about those tattoos being on the hands of two drunk Irish bastards holding 9MM that makes me want to say “reverendus -a -um” – that’s lating for AWESOME.
10. Fox – Wanted
Most of these are already Angelina’s own tattoos but they added a couple sweet designs – the one that matches the gun is particularily cool – and let’s face facts, a naked Angelina will make a tattoo of Mr. Rogers molesting a 6 year old the coolest thing you’ve ever seen.
9. Xander Cage – XXX
XXX is an underrated movie and Vin get’s no credit for the pretty descent sleeve he sports as Xander Cage.
8. Hando – Romper Stomper
Crow gets a pretty sweet Wolverine-like tatt for his character Hando in the classic flick Romper Stomper
7. John Constantine – Constantine / Starbuck and Anders – Battlestar Galactica
Number 7 is a tie, seeing as how they are both kinda similar being interconnecting two-part tattoos. Constantines wards off evil demons. Maybe Starbuck’s and Anders’ are some futuristic, intergalactic ink that wards of herpes? And yes I know that Anders and Starbuck are TV characters, which means I should include the tattoo from Prison Break… but screw it, it’s 3 am and I’m tired.
6. Mickey O’Neil – Snatch
MMmmmmmm….Brad Bit + no shirt = big erect… I MEAN, Yeah sweet tatter man, right on, musta hurt. So who wants to talk about motor oil, chest hair and other manly things?
5. Denton Van Zan – Reign of Fire
Matt needs to get back to playing more bad ass characters like this. No more retarded romantic comedies.
4. Tattoo (Chris Ackerman) – Electra
3. Francis Dolarhyde – Red Dragon
“CLICK – This is my vacation to Florida…DO YOU SEE!.
CLICK – This is me at my parents 50th Anniversary…DO YOU SEE!
CLICK – This is me throwing up after the 12 bars of x-mas…DO YOU SEE!!!”
2. Carl – The Illustrated Man
I’ve never seen this movie and I have no idea who this overweight man is – who resembles a drunk Hasselhoff eyeying up a Wendy’s baconater? But he does have some sick ink.
1. Darth Maul – Star Wars: The Phantom Menace
Darth Maul is a classic case of life giving you lemmons and making lemonaide our of it. He used to be just a normal guy attending college in a galaxy far far away. One night he got plastered at a kegger, passed out and had some frat boys go to town on him with a sharpie. Proof that “shaming” happens even on an intergalactic level. He didn’t let it get him down though. The emperor found him and said, “I could use someone as goofy looking as you. How do you feel about black hooded robes?”