Last year’s ‘Most Anticipated movies of 2009‘ post was a huge success here at TGTE, it brought in nearly 30,000 of the 182,200 hits on this little pet project we call a blog. The fact that TGTE has that many hits is remarkable, considering – due to work related issues – I haven’t really been able to write on here in almost 7 months, yet we continuously get a steady stream of traffic; probably because I string together wicked-awesome prose and shit.
Anyways, I’m of the opinion, much like Hollywood, that if it worked once why not remake it until people get sick of it. Which reminds me, I’ve seen a couple other ‘most anticipated’ movie posts, some by fellow bloggers, other by reputable sites, and for the most part they were fucking vomit inducing.
It seems like there has been a flurry of hacked celebritard Twitter accounts in recent months – from Britney claiming to worship the devil to Fox News’ account outing Bill O’Riley for his love of the male meat sausage (which I don’t think was really a hack job, just an inside whistle blower). So this got me to thinking – what would some other possible celebrity passwords be? Continue reading
#11. – From Dawn till Dusk
Despite there already being a prequel to the 1996 hit From Dusk till Dawn, this will be the prequel to the prequel. With 99.9% of the film taking place in between dawn and dusk, clearly there will be little vampire screen time in this one. Unless, Hollywood decided to go with the current and ultimately retarded “sparkling” vampires from Twilight. Fugitive bank robbers and brothers Seth (George Clooney) and Richie Gecko (Quentin Tarantino) reunite to bring this prequel to life. It follows them as they commit rape, murder, steal, and cause all out chaos that leads to them fleeing the F.B.I. and Texas police which is where the original starts. Celebrity cameos include Penelope Cruz, Matt Damon, and Woody Harrleson. Continue reading
Everyone has their own personal quirks and freaky fetishes when it comes to getting down and dirty in the sac. Rim jobs, scratching, cupping the balls etc. But there are somethings that just have no business being done in the boudoir. Here are 11 common characteristics of bedfellows that repel an orgasm like oil to water. Continue reading
And we’re back! Shit son, first post of the new year.
So lets Start off the new year with a list of the hottest celebrity sisters. Why the hell not eh?
Poor celebrity siblings. They never get any love and are always over-shadowed by their hotter, talented and more often than not, sluttier famous sisters. Here’s a list of the top 11 hottest female celebrity siblings.
The ranking order of this list is based on 2 things:
Hotness compared to celeb sister and of course who would make the best menage (duhh). Continue reading
Sorry ya’ll. Shoulda put this up last week but there will be a bit of a break on TGT11. Due to Turkey and Jack Daniels related comas that I will be slipping in and out of over the holidays.
Should have some new lists up by the second week of the new year.
11. Lindsay Lohan – I know who killed me (2004)
I’m sure this was a real stretch of a role for Lohan. Dressing like a ho and dancing around at bars. I bet it took her months of preparation to get into the mind frame of a stripper.
All the child sweatshops in poverty-stricken nations mumbo jumbo aside, you have to admit that Nike makes some pretty bad ass commercials. For over twenty years Nike has looked upon Portland agency Weiden+Kennedy as their primary. During that time they have continually created some of the most memorable and inspiring commercials on television.
11. I FEEL PRETTY
This commercial has everything you need for a classic. A catchy tune that is sure to get stuck in the viewers minds. 2 – A hot little Russian blond tennis phenom. And Johnny Mac.
This was without a doubt the biggest pain in the ass post I’ve ever done. F*cking NBC and their damn lawyers have taken almost everything off youtube and Hulu has the absolutely uber gayest region restrictions.
So I did my best in providing video, you’ll have to jump for a couple of them.
11. Andy popping into frame
It’s the holiday season and in the season of things I decided to construct a list of the top 11 funniest and memorable holiday moments from television.
11. The appearance of Santas Little Helper – The Simpsons
A pivital moment for the Simpson family and an important character that would lead to many many hilarious episodes.