After giving up my last year in University to the Facebook app My Heroes Ability and the early 2000’s Poker craze (I literally did nothing but play that game for a year straight) told myself I would get away from the whole Facebook app addiction. Unfortunately a friend of mine won an Xbox-360 playing this app and, well, my greed for free swag is all it took for me to be hooked.
PokerFace is the only Facebook poker application that randomly – and frequently, – awards prizes to its players. You don’t have to be a cutthroat player with the highest chip count. It’s all about the poker experience from beginning to end. Essentially the more time you are online and at the tables the better your odds are of winning the prizes they give out. Monthly prizes include gaming systems, entertainment units, iPods, Zunes, and other smaller prizes.
I have no idea how this app is ranked so high on active accounts and MUA’s (monthly active users)? Apparently there are far too many lonely women and 8 year olds on facebook. Just read the “about” from the app’s main page below:
In the world of Pet Society you and your pet can have a great time! You can play games, decorate your house and even bring gifts for your friends when you visit them. You can enjoy many different games and activities in Pet Society, playing ball, jumping with your skipping rope or going on treasure hunts for coins in the city. For those who like to compete you can take part in contests against other pets at the Pet Stadium! Continue reading ‘11 – Great Facebook Apps.’
Despite there already being a prequel to the 1996 hit From Dusk till Dawn, this will be the prequel to the prequel. With 99.9% of the film taking place in between dawn and dusk, clearly there will be little vampire screen time in this one. Unless, Hollywood decided to go with the current and ultimately retarded “sparkling” vampires from Twilight. Fugitive bank robbers and brothers Seth (George Clooney) and Richie Gecko (Quentin Tarantino) reunite to bring this prequel to life. It follows them as they commit rape, murder, steal, and cause all out chaos that leads to them fleeing the F.B.I. and Texas police which is where the original starts. Celebrity cameos include Penelope Cruz, Matt Damon, and Woody Harrleson.
Everyone has their own personal quirks and freaky fetishes when it comes to getting down and dirty in the sac. Rim jobs, scratching, cupping the balls etc. But there are somethings that just have no business being done in the boudoir. Here are 11 common characteristics of bedfellows that repel an orgasm like oil to water.
11. The not without my cell phone girl
If you’ve ever tried jerking off the the Paris Hilton’s sex tape then you know what I’m talking about. What kind of twat stops having sex to answer a phone? There’s only one excuse for having a cell phone in the bedroom and that is if you want to Mcgiver that bad boy into a makeshift vibrator. Nothing sinks an erect penis faster than hearing Barbi Girl by Aqua as some girls ringtone while your on top pumping away totally unaware of her boredom.
And we’re back! Shit son, first post of the new year.
So lets Start off the new year with a list of the hottest celebrity sisters. Why the hell not eh?
Poor celebrity siblings. They never get any love and are always over-shadowed by their hotter, talented and more often than not, sluttier famous sisters. Here’s a list of the top 11 hottest female celebrity siblings.
The ranking order of this list is based on 2 things:
Hotness compared to celeb sister and of course who would make the best menage (duhh).
11. Kylie and Dannii Minogue
Dannii is Kylie’s younger sister and has dabbled in a couple of profession. She has been an occasional actress, TV Personality, and just like her older sister she tried her hand at being a pop singer. She had success in the early 90’s with a couple of albums as well as a return to the pop scene years later.
Sorry ya’ll. Shoulda put this up last week but there will be a bit of a break on TGT11. Due to Turkey and Jack Daniels related comas that I will be slipping in and out of over the holidays.
Should have some new lists up by the second week of the new year.
I’m sure this was a real stretch of a role for Lohan. Dressing like a ho and dancing around at bars. I bet it took her months of preparation to get into the mind frame of a stripper.
All the child sweatshops in poverty-stricken nations mumbo jumbo aside, you have to admit that Nike makes some pretty bad ass commercials. For over twenty years Nike has looked upon Portland agency Weiden+Kennedy as their primary. During that time they have continually created some of the most memorable and inspiring commercials on television.
11. I FEEL PRETTY
This commercial has everything you need for a classic. A catchy tune that is sure to get stuck in the viewers minds. 2 – A hot little Russian blond tennis phenom. And Johnny Mac.
This was without a doubt the biggest pain in the ass post I’ve ever done. F*cking NBC and their damn lawyers have taken almost everything off youtube and Hulu has the absolutely uber gayest region restrictions.
So I did my best in providing video, you’ll have to jump for a couple of them.
It’s the holiday season and in the season of things I decided to construct a list of the top 11 funniest and memorable holiday moments from television.
11. The appearance of Santas Little Helper – The Simpsons
A pivital moment for the Simpson family and an important character that would lead to many many hilarious episodes.
I have seen this movie twice, and honest to God had no idea that was the incredible thespian Cate Blanchett behind that mask. I only realized it when doing research for this post and I apologize but I couldn’t find a clip from the movie.
After giving up my last year in University to the Facebook app My Heroes Ability and the early 2000’s Poker craze (I literally did nothing but play that game for a year straight) told myself I would get away from the whole Facebook app addiction. Unfortunately a friend of mine won an Xbox-360 playing this app and, well, my greed for free swag is all it took for me to be hooked.
I have no idea how this app is ranked so high on active accounts and MUA’s (monthly active users)? Apparently there are far too many lonely women and 8 year olds on facebook. Just read the “about” from the app’s main page below:
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